Ice Capade Fan Prints

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"My feet are cold."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Trash-talkin' artists

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Don't be lazy."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Vice On Ice.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Lake Skater

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"I'm thinning the ice."

Eskimo fishing over a submarine

"Get Whale Soon!"

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Ice Skaters