Ice Capades Enthusiast Prints

Vice On Ice.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Baking

"You call this ice?"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"We used to be cooler."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

GoalieRobics.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

Global Warming Penguin

Cutting round an igloo...

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Coldsaurus

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Woolly tofu.