Ice Kingdom Resident T-Shirts

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Hockey Season.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Cake

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Dog Igloo.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Child making ice sculpture.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Cake Writer's Block

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Giant Birthday Cake

"The glaciers are angry."

Wet outside.

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Santa in the off-season.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Cutting round an igloo...

Hands off!

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle