Ice Kingdom Resident Pillows

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Hockey Season.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Cake

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Dog Igloo.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Cake Writer's Block

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Giant Birthday Cake

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Child making ice sculpture.

Wet outside.

"The glaciers are angry."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Cutting round an igloo...

Hands off!

Santa in the off-season.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

'Nice RV!'