Ice Hotel Junkie Gifts

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"We used to be cooler."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Room service.

Giant Birthday Cake

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Snowman and girl

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Chamber Pot - En Suite