Ice Bath Enthusiast Gifts

"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"You call this ice?"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Ice skating

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Snowman and girl

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Torville and Cow'.

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"I ran out of ice."

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"Prozzac"