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"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

Ice Skater

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Ice skating

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Snowman and girl

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'

"I ran out of ice."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"Prozzac"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.