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'Am I shivering or giggling?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Ice skater

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Panettone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Loofah Lady

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Ice Skater

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Baking

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Eating ice cream.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A Stampedalo.

Trawling for Fish.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"You call this ice?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Dessert

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."