Ice-free Enthusiast Gifts

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Snow is falling...

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Cake Writer's Block

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."