Ice-free Enthusiast Pillows

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"We used to be cooler."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Cake Writer's Block

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

The Icebreaker

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."