Ibs Survivor Gifts

Fart, barf, cough.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Time for your pills.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Tax grab.

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Welcome centre

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)