Irs Survivor Gifts

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I can't find a darn thing wrong with your return -- could you come back tomorrow?'

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

Internal Revenue Central Office.

'Relax - this is only tax hell.'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Tax grab.

'I'm just here for a few of your favourite tax loopholes.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Time for your pills.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Emergency Pants

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What luck!'

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

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