Irs Survivor Mugs

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I can't find a darn thing wrong with your return -- could you come back tomorrow?'

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

Internal Revenue Central Office.

'Relax - this is only tax hell.'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Tax grab.

'I'm just here for a few of your favourite tax loopholes.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Evil Exams!

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Time for your pills.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Emergency Pants

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What luck!'

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

The corner that Spring's around

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Welcome centre

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries