Hypothetical Thinker Gifts

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

"Imagine you're interviewing for a job, and the interviewer asks you a series of asinine hypothetical questions. How would you react?"

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

Math Dreams

"You left this on our ship."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

What's normal?

Fishing Tales

Hair Crop Circle

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Little help?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Worry tank

Sigmund Freud.

Alien Snowmen

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Cactus seats.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"