Hypothetical Thinker Pillows

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

"Imagine you're interviewing for a job, and the interviewer asks you a series of asinine hypothetical questions. How would you react?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

Math Dreams

"You left this on our ship."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

Use your imagination.

Fishing Tales

Hair Crop Circle

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Little help?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Worry tank

Sigmund Freud.

Alien Snowmen

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Cactus seats.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I don't believe in you!"