Fantasy Thinker Pillows

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

"Could the Queen beat up Superman?"

A rabbit with a chicken's head and a chicken with a rabbit's head stare at each other over a basket of easter eggs.

"Little help?"

"Hold on, I’ll be right out, but this time I wanna chase after you!"

Goldfish with Square Bubbles

I think my brother Lars is trying to steal away my girlfriend, Dr. Kapuchnik. But she's imaginary, AL. He has very low standards.

I created that in the middle of the 4th night, but when I woke up on the 5th day I couldn't remember what it was supposed to be.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'If we could export Hell to earth our energy problems would be solved!'

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

"It's very simple... Sylvia and I have what I call a non-relationship relationship. It's where one or both parties assume he or she has the hots for the other, but neither party acknowledges it."

Clouds

"It's a dog-eat-dog world? I wish!"

"I love how we've been embracing diversity up here lately."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"You left this on our ship."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"What the hell took so long?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.