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'In another universe parallel to our own.'

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

A rabbit with a chicken's head and a chicken with a rabbit's head stare at each other over a basket of easter eggs.

"Little help?"

"Hold on, I’ll be right out, but this time I wanna chase after you!"

Goldfish with Square Bubbles

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'If we could export Hell to earth our energy problems would be solved!'

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

"It's very simple... Sylvia and I have what I call a non-relationship relationship. It's where one or both parties assume he or she has the hots for the other, but neither party acknowledges it."

Clouds

"It's a dog-eat-dog world? I wish!"

"I love how we've been embracing diversity up here lately."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You left this on our ship."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."