Fantasy Thinkers T-Shirts

"Everyone has fantasies, Miss Yates"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Lady of the bath...

ET Mishap

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Late BroomStick

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Worry tank

Boy and Bear and Monster

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Newt sale

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.