Speculative Thinker Gifts

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

The Thinker?

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

TV Situations vacant.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Recycling centre

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'