Hypocrite Debates Pillows

'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I inherited therefore I am'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Republican striptease"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

"You're white.You don't understand my culture."

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."

'I know this is unfair, Rossetti, but that's what makes it fun.'

'Let's loathe a little television.'

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

Relativism