'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'
Hypocrite Debates Pillows
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'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'
The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism
'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'
"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"
Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate
"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"
"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."
'I inherited therefore I am'
It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!
A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.
"Republican striptease"
"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."
'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'
'I don't think therefore I'm not.'
"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."
Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!
Socialism and Capitalism Traps
"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"
"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."
Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter
OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!
'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'
"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"
Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'
"You're white.You don't understand my culture."
"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"
Slug pellets used by animal campaigner
"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"
Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)
"I'm totally in favor of monogamy. For everyone else."
'Let's loathe a little television.'
'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'
Relativism
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