Hypnotism Buff Pillows

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

X-ray Psychology.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

Battery Lighthouse

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Halloween Selfie

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Monster Baseball

'Still no sign of life.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Ornithologist

Footballer kicking his own brain.