Relaxation Buff Pillows

The Easter Bunny in August

Sleeping Chair.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"It's a plant based solution."

Zika Mosquitos

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500