Relaxation Buff Mugs

The Easter Bunny in August

Sleeping Chair.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

9-5, 5-9

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

Zika Mosquitos

"It's a plant based solution."