Hyperactive Humorist Gifts

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Time management office worker

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Gangsta wrap.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Hipster Police Department

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'