Hyperactivity Humor Lover Gifts

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"You are still here."

The Hammer

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The worm that churned!

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Where Are They Now?'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

IT security.

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Healthy Eating Casualties

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Banana

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'