Hyperactivity Humor Lover T-Shirts

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

The Hammer

"You are still here."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Anti-inflammation recipes

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

'Where Are They Now?'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

IT security.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

Banana

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'