Hyena Enthusiast Gifts

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

You clowns would laugh at anything

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Triangle

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.