Hyena Enthusiast Gifts

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

You clowns would laugh at anything

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Triangle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

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Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

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'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."