Hyena Admirer Gifts

Hey, sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

"Good game."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

King Kongs first christmas

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Fairy tale

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Genie Barbecue.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Naomi Osaka

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Hmmm...'