Hyena Admirer Mugs

"Good game."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

King Kongs first christmas

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Fairy tale

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Genie Barbecue.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Superhero

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Hmmm...'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.