Laughing Hyena Gifts

"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

The New Age Dentist.

Tragedy and Material

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's cooties."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

Will act like an idiot for food.

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

Street Corner Hucksters

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

'I don't get it!'

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"George and I are getting a divorce, so we're dividing up our things. Keith, I got you."

Sheep Pranks.

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."