Laughing Hyena Gifts

"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

The New Age Dentist.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Tragedy and Material

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"It's cooties."

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

Will act like an idiot for food.

Street Corner Hucksters

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

"George and I are getting a divorce, so we're dividing up our things. Keith, I got you."

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'I don't get it!'

Sheep Pranks.

'I think you're overfeeding him.'