Aquatic neurotic: 'It's too wet.'
Hydrophobe Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into a water-resistant sense of humor? Our collection for the hydrophobe humorist features witty, tongue-in-cheek items perfect for those who prefer to stay dry and joke about it. Whether they’re literally water phobic or just love a good laugh, these products combine humor with a playful nod to avoiding water, making them ideal for quirky friends, colleagues, or family members. Discover humorous shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique outlook with a splash of wit.
"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.
"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."
'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'
Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'
"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."
"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"
Superhero with Acrophobia
'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'
'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'
I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
Crusty Bread
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"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."
"I hope you love kids - there goes your boss."
Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'
"Excuse me....water!!"
On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.
"Do you really think this will work?"
'I drank too much last night.'
'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'
'What seems to be the problem?'
Dinosaur scared of a mouse.
'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'
BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'
"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."
No genetically modified candy used in this construction.
Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.
How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.
'Just where do you expect me to sleep? Your closet's full of junk and have you looked under your bed lately?'
Hydrophobe Humorist Gifts Collection
Hydrophobe Humorist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the hydrophobe humorist and enjoy their comical takes on water resistance every morning.
Hydrophobe Humorist Pillows
Check out our witty pillows that bring humor and a dry sense of fun into any home or office space.
Hydrophobe Humorist Prints
Discover amusing prints that celebrate the dry humor of the hydrophobe, adding personality to any wall or nook.
Hydrophobe Humorist T-Shirts
Find hilarious t-shirts designed for water-avoiding humorists who love to wear their wit on their sleeve.