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Hydrofoil wing boat.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Hair Crop Circle

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

The Perfect Foil

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction