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'Now what?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"This place could use a moat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Water is included with rent.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.