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'Wow, look! Uncle Harry is in the paper!'

Horror movies

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Cat eats date.

'Next!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Evolved to Ski.

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

Football Fish

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Just give him the fish already."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Bathing suit.