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'Alien waiting to fill up lots of bottles from a drinking fountain.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Water: the first medicine

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Looks like beach weather."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Cactus Fountain

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

Crawling Marathon.

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'

Water into Sports Drink.

Drinking enough water is important, but I think you're maybe taking it too far!"