Hydro Homie Gifts

'Alien waiting to fill up lots of bottles from a drinking fountain.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I'm addicted to water."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Water: the first medicine

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Looks like beach weather."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Cactus Fountain

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Crawling Marathon.

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

I have a balanced financial portfolio and I keep these plants trimmed. Those are my hedging strategies.

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

Water station.

Water into Sports Drink.