Hybrid Car Fan Gifts

Classic Hybrid

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"She's a weiner cat."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

Small car - big man.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

No caption (A mime drives a car that hovers above the road).

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

Green Vehicle Only

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'