Hybrid Car Fan Pillows

Classic Hybrid

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"She's a weiner cat."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Cylinder Head

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Small car - big man.

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

Green Vehicle Only

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'