Hybrid Pet Fan Gifts

"She's a weiner cat."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Fauna Hybrids

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Snake -charmer's convention

Classic Hybrid

"Woof, woof!"

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

I thought dogs weren't permitted here. He doesn't bark so he's okay --- the landlord said "No dogs aloud."

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

Goldfish Owner.

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

Flee Collars.

How the pluot was invented.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Hybrid Sports: Skeet Golf

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."