Huntsman Humorist Gifts

Mom's Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.95.

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Scientist seen on loch.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Can I see your license,please?'

Computers affect real life.

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Rational explanations

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Smiley

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Goofy builder.

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'