Hunter's Humor Gifts

Hunters wait in bushes near sign: The Buck Stops Here.

'Do you hunt bear?'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'Rusty, do it like everyone else, will you!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.