Hunter's Humorist Gifts

Testing the first doc call.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Burnout Syndrome...

Spot Quiz....

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Nasty sunburn."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"