Haughty Huntsman Gifts

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"It was me who did it!"

Computers affect real life.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Mom's Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.95.

Man who has lost the hunt mistakes a gentleman's shooting dogs for some of the hounds.

"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Colonel Bagshot.

COW the Bounty Hunter.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

huntsman with hounds

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."