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Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"It was me who did it!"

Computers affect real life.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Mom's Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.95.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

Man who has lost the hunt mistakes a gentleman's shooting dogs for some of the hounds.

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

COW the Bounty Hunter.

Colonel Bagshot.

"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

huntsman with hounds

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."