Eccentric Huntsman Gifts

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Open House of Horrors

Imagine

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

A mad scientist.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.