Eccentric Huntsman Mugs

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Open House of Horrors

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

A mad scientist.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.