Eccentric Angler Gifts

Catching Young Tarpon

A fisher in historical dress

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Priest with Christian symbol

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He did it for us.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Blue Upright

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

A man fishing in a tree stump

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

"Roger picked up an interesting object on one of the islands we passed through..."