Hunter Turned Harpooner Gifts

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

Deer Season Open.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Kate Winslet

Musical arrows.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

Colonel Bagshot.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

The Browntail Craptor

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

Hunting

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'We must have flushed out a whole flock!'

Bullets and Cowets