Harpoon Enthusiast Gifts

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

Fish talking about fisherman

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

Have Horns Venn

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Frederic Chopin.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Concerto for Two Horns

Bookworm Romance

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Whale Music

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'