Harpoon Enthusiast Gifts

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

Fish talking about fisherman

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Have Horns Venn

Supply was out of harps.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Frederic Chopin.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Concerto for Two Horns

Bookworm Romance

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Whale Music

Hunting Out of Season

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"You're wondering why I've called you here."