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"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Musical arrows.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

The Browntail Craptor

Colonel Bagshot.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Bullets and Cowets

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

'We must have flushed out a whole flock!'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'